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~ Margaret Cho Quotes ~
"I think everyone should go on my diet. It's called the Fuck It Diet. Basically what it is is if I want to eat something but it has a lot of fat or carbs, I just take a moment, and I go within, and I say 'Fuck it' and I eat it. You have to do it six times a day. It works really well with the Fuck That Shit Exercise Program."
"The Chippendale's dancers are gay. They're gay. Because there is no such thing as a straight man with visible abdominal muscles."
"I love my gay male friends, but when I was a little girl I always used to wish that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys, and I am, and I should have been more specific!!" (Too True in my world)
"The first thing you lose when you're on a diet is brain mass."
"There's a bar in Edinburgh called 'CC Bloom's'. CC Bloom is the name of the character that Bette Midler played in Beaches. That is the Gayest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. That place should just be called 'Fuck Me Up The Arse. . . . . Bar and Grill'
"I slept with a woman on the ship, and afterwards I was thinking, 'Am I gaaaay? Am I straaaaight?' And then I realised - I'm just slutty! Where's my parade? What about Slut-Pride?"
"I'm fanning the flames of my faggotry daaahling!"
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"Fag Hags Are the Back Bone of the Gay Community!"
In Margaret's bits I find a lot of things i can identify with. I enjoy comedy very much. I like to laugh and make others laugh. Her audience is huge and underserved gays and lesbians, Asians, women, people of color, college students, comedy fans, and basically anyone who has ever felt invisible.You just have to see her to fully understand.
www.margaretcho.com |
~ More Cho Quotes ~
"If I am talking to a guy that is single, cute and straight, I'm like, "Oh my God, are you a Unicorn?!"
"I don't think it should have been called 'Charlie's Angels' though. I think it should have been called '... and Then There's the Ho'. Let me explain: when there are three girls that are friends, there's always one sweet one, one smart one... and then there's the hoe. Check amongst yourselves - which one are you?"
"If you care what I look like when you're fucking me... YOU SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!"
"But I never saw Asian people on television or in movies, so my dreams were somewhat limited. I would dream... maybe some day, I could be an extra on M.A.S.H.... maybe some day, I could play Arnold's girlfriend on Happy Days... maybe I could play a hooker in something - 'Suckky-Fuckky-Two-Dollar'... me-luv-you-long-timmmme?!?!?!" |
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Margaret Cho Live in Concert DVD's:
"I'm the One I Want" 2001
"Notorious Cho" 2003
"Revolution" 2004 |
This is a pic. of her during her live onstage comedy performance. It's taken from the Notorious Cho Movie!!
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Another Women Figure I admire would be the Punk Artist PINK!! She has an edge in everything from her music to her appearance! Her courage to be herself, to be crazy and unoriginal is what I believe makes her a great musician & role model. |
~ Birth Name: Alecia Moore ~
Pink, at only the age of 26, is a young woman with the experience of many lifetimes.
"I'm a very extreme person. I went through a lot of phases growing up, and for every one,
I was extreme."
"From skateboarder to hip-hopper to rave child to lead singer of a rock band ? I did it all, and all at the same time."
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"I didn't fit in," quips Pink. "But I didn't care. You have to laugh at stuff like that. And anyway, I don't see myself as belonging to any group."
Looking at Pink, it's easy to believe that she skillfully mastered each of her extremes. With a shock of pink hair, sharply focused blue eyes hinting of a rebellious streak and an abundance of self-confidence, but she is also a bewildered girl who is just now finding her place on this planet, a strong person with a million lessons to teach and even more to learn. |
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